When God created Adam and Eve he said:
I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing …
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:
Me!, Me!, Me!, Please God!!!…, please please!
Life would be substantially easier.
Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.
Then God gave Adam the gift and he started screaming of joy.
He ran through the garden of Eden and did pee on every tree and bush, ran down the beach and did pee drawing pictures in the sand … Anyway, did not stop showing off.
God and Eve watched the crazy and happy man and Eve asked God: What is the other gift? ‘
Brain, Eve, brain … and it is for you …!